Yesterday, after cleaning up the cat crap, I attempted to sympathetically consult with poopy cat; to no avail…she basically told me she will continue to poop and pee on the carpet until her mom dumps her boyfriend…or at least kicks him out of the house. You see, the new boyfriend is allergic to poopy. Therefore, poopy cat has been kicked out of her own bed, left to wonder the hall way and sleep on the couch alone at night. This obviously does not sit well with poopy. I feel somewhat badly for her, as her mother thinks that the gifts she leaves behind are due to her dislike for another roommate. It amazes me how some people can place blame for "all things bad" on someone else, and never take even a little responsibility themselves.