On my way home last night, I came across a girl and a guy, with a couch in a truck. He was trying to get her to “hold up her end”, and she was finding it a bit “heavy”. I was feeling a bit of my “Southern hospitality” arise, so I asked them if they would like any help. The guy was the first to say YES.
It proved to be quite a challenge getting the couch thru the doorway and up the flight of stairs. But we finally got it in their flat…and they offered it to me as a place to crash whenever I needed it.
In the midst of my good deed, I bent my thumb back and heard it crack. It’s now a bit swollen, and hurts to move in some ways.

Not much difference now between me and a common monkey…