There is this guy that lives above me that I refer to as "guitar god"
I don't believe in "God"...so this may be a clue.

He is constently playing his guitar..at all hours...the most annoying part is that he taps his foot..which used to be out of time..but in the months I've heard him play..he has improved much.

He still annoyes the fuck out of me though...

I put an add out on Craigslist months ago...my subject "guitar removal"..and I was willing to pay for it...just take the guitar out of his hands and collect your fee...
People responded and said I was funny....

Nothing funny about it!!!