Friday, 7th February 2003



ARIES
(Mar 21 - Apr 20)
We interrupt this forecast to bring you an urgent news flash... Jimbo the gorilla has just escaped. He was last seen in your street. Do not answer the door to anyone taller than seven foot – and remember, please, to carry a bunch of bananas with you whenever you leave the house. And now , we return you to your scheduled prediction… So watch out, please, this weekend for false alarms and ridiculous suggestions. Certain people are dangerously deluded yet they are speaking with great authority – be careful not to trust their every… LOOK OUT, the gorilla is