Weird dreams last night.

In one of the dreams, I believe it was Pride weekend and I went to a large outdoor dance party (AS IF!) with some friends. The challenge of dancing was actually getting up to the stage, which was on top of a huge hill and the potential dancers had to go thru security, then run up a ramp and scale the side of the hill in order to reach the dance floor. Needless to say, I had difficulty scaling and pulling my body up in order to gain access to the dance floor, my friends (who are thinner than I am) had no problem maneuvering their way to the floor. I recall the frustration and embarrassment as I struggled, however I did make it to the floor...then for some reason I found myself at the end of the stage and out of the dancing area.
I then had to make my way back thru security (this time I was not wearing the long black wig I previously wore, but the security person still recognized me and called me by name) and once again up that hill.
This time however, I could not manage to pull my body up the hill and onto the dance floor and fell down the ramp. Embarrassed and exhausted I decided to just go home...

Hmmm...body issues anyone???
I know I got em'.