At my job I am apparently more popular than God. Honest. It seems everyone wants to talk to me more than they want to talk to Him/Her. It’s like I can make their wishes come true, and they pray that I will get back to them in a “timely fashion”.
When I don’t, they call my boss.
Then I get “talked to” about my inability to grant peoples wishes as quickly as they would like.

I wonder who “talks to” God about not responding in a timely fashion to everyone who attempts to contact Him/Her…

(p.s.- thanks for your assistance Jared-love ya!)