Today is my first day back to work.
Already I have taken my stress medication...

I have 99 emails, 12 voicemails and 10 faxed applications to go thru- not to mention all the issues others will bring to my attention.

I was thinking on the plane that I really need to try to spend as much time with my mom as possible...and I thought if only I could get myself laid-off- I could go stay at my sisters house for a couple months...

Now....how does one go about getting laid off when they WANT to??!!